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Name: Wolf Johnson
Age: Older than I look
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190 lbs
Favourite Food: Pussy
I'm Wolf. I'm a multidisciplinary artist. That's a bullshit way of saying I do too much and accomplish too little. I like to write. I like to eat too. But I live in extreme poverty. I have a place to live and a car to get to work. What I make at work, though, is just enough to keep workin'. Not complaining though. I get by and have lived through much worse. Anywhere, I thought I'd lament here over food and occasionally reflect upon sexual interactions. You have been warned.

If you'd like to contact me, please feel free to send an electronic mail (eMail, as the nerds call it) and I may get back to you at my earliest convenience. That eMail is: theclashthechaos@gmail.com. Alternatively, you can observe my expressions on places like BlueSky thewolfjohnson.bsky.social
now listening: silence, appliance hum, and the consequences of adulthood

latest suppers

A can of Sardines with what I could scrape out of my ashtray

a can of sardines held over a stainless steel plate
Cost: $3.25
Contents: a can of sardines, on a tortilla, on a stainless steel camping plate
State of Being: bordering ideation
Time: 6:75 pm

The yolks gave way immediately, as though they too had grown tired of resisting the shape of things. I ate standing up in the kitchen with one hand braced against the counter, the room lit in that especially unkind way only rented places seem to know.

It was not a meal that aspired to beauty, and yet there was something briefly sacred in its heat. A little pepper, a little salt, the soft ruin of yellow over white rice. Enough to continue. Enough to call supper.

current status
wallet: strained
fridge: technically occupied
mood: purple
dishes situation: survivable
spiritual condition: still online
dominant food group: eggs
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